Matt's Mystical Flyin' Piece of Crap Web Site!
Monty Python's Holy Grail Script
Listen lad, I've built this website up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was a swamp. The other webmasters said I was daft to build a website in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get lad, the strongest website in these islands.











The Best Downloads!
These are the funniest, or coolest screensavers, movies, etc. ever! None of the downloadable stuff contains any viruses, so don't worry.


Star Wars Episode 1 Pics!
These are some of the coolest pics around. I've got Darth Maul, Jar Jar Binks, Anakin Skywalker, and other cool stuff!








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Favourite Links

Derek Cantrell's AWESOME! Hockey Page, so go there, NOW!
Well, the name pretty much says it all. If you're a coyotes fan, Smashing Pumpkins fan, or a moron with nothin' to do, go there!


Mancow's Web site
This site contains hilarious stuff. Listen to him on the radio!


KICK @$$ STAR WARS SITE!!
This place has got a whole $%*t load of pics, info about the actors, and much more!

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